what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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