She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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