Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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