R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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