You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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