she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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