You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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