At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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