My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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