My brain says no but my pants say off.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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