windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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