What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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