To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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