After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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