with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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