Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
