I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
NoShamevember. You game?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
