i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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