If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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