She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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