are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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