Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
3 2 1 whiskey
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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