North Korea, Best Korea!
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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