yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
