I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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