is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
