Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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