can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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