After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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