Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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