One girl and one boy is just not enough.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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