How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
If that was your dad, he is hot
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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