forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
40s are totally the cure
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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