Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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