...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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