This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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