Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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