I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
