HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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