I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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