I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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