This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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