Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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