don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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