I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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