moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
