Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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