how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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