Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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