All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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